Top 30 All Time Best Clues
To Help Determine
Whether You've Been Abducted
4. The Tireless Wheelless Porsche of the Future
Methodology: Belief System / Aberrant Beliefs
Value: 4 points
a. If you believe that you have not only seen, but actually ridden in and / or been allowed to test drive the "Porsche of the Future", you may have been abducted by aliens.
b. If you also seem to possess certain technical knowledge regarding the "Porsche of the Future", for example, the fact that it is tireless, wheelless and fuelless, the fact that it operates soundlessly, and the fact that it is powered by "photonic energy" cells built into the "paint skin" of the car, this may be an indicator that you've been abducted by aliens on multiple occasions.
The more detailed your apparent knowledge, the greater is the indication of multiple abductions over time sufficient to provide opportunities for gaining insight and knowledge.
These scenarios also fit the dream patterns of middle aged men experiencing a mid life crisis.
On the other hand, if your new neighbor has one of these vehicles under wraps in his garage, and drives it only after midnight on dark moonless nights...